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#1 2023-07-22 16:27:57

Jai Ganesh
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One liners - 373

Men and women were created equal, but women continued to improve.
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If you can't buy a person, you can always sell him.
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Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
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There's a pigeon walking up the driveway. I don't care what he wants. I'm not answering the door.
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Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because the octopus was well armed.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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