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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? "You're too young to smoke."
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I would count my blessings on Thanksgiving, but my relatives outnumber them.
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Why did the boy throw the butter out the window? To see a butterfly.
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Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
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While most puns make me feel numb, mathematic puns make me feel number.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.