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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,390

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Roses are red violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic and so am I.
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Why is it called Alcoholics ANONYMOUS when the first thing you do is stand up and say, ‘My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic'?
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Cannibals like to meat people.
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Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.
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Your so dense, light must bend around you.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.