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#1 2023-08-09 17:00:35
- Jai Ganesh
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Why did the robot go on summer vacation? He needed to recharge his batteries.
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How does an elephant climb a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.
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Me: Real women don't care about romantic clichés. My internal voice: Please buy me flowers, please buy me flowers, please buy me flowers.
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The only thing I have to offer men is that I don't ask questions during a movie.
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Anyone can sit here and buy you drinks. I want to buy you dinner!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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