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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,390

One liners - 392

Me in public: "There are too many people on this earth. We need a new plague."
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What do elves learn in school? The Elf-abet!
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A rolling stone... somebody pushed it.
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I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious.
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What's the difference between purple and pink? The grip.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.