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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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One liners - 394

My diet always starts on a Monday morning and ends at the donuts somebody brings into the office later that morning.
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I never could bring a woman into my house. At first, because of the parents. Later, because of the wife.
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30 seconds left on the microwave. Women: set table, pour drinks, tweet, talk on the phone. Men: do the space shuttle countdown.
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Spent 15min tracing a suspicious noise that tuned out to be the lid not screwed on the Coke bottle tightly enough. If you need a top sleuth.
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How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.