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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,385

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Why did the student study in an airplane? He wanted a higher education!
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Only in America ... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
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Two men walked into a bar. The third one ducked.
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Just remember, it's better to pay full price than to admit you're a senior citizen.
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What do cannibals do at a wedding? Toast the bride and groom.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.