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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party? A boo-tie.
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Try to use this vacuum, it may help you remove the cobwebs in your mind.
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Get stoned. Drink wet cement.
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He can't decide whether to have his visor half open or half closed.
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I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

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