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#1 2023-08-23 17:06:04

Jai Ganesh
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One liners - 405

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
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Twitter is my 'serious' account. My Bank account is the 'joke' one.
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I wish I had a man around the house... to hand me my tools while I'm fixing things.
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Quickly, I must hurry, for there go my people and I am their leader.
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Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane? Because it was overbooked.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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