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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,385

One liners - 407

It takes two to lie... One to lie and one to listen...
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One good thing about graduation is that you get to wear a funny hat that makes your brain look larger than it actually is.
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What did the chicken say when it got to the library? "Book book book book book book book..."
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Why do men like smart women? Opposites attract.
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The person next to me on this train hasn't stopped talking loudly the whole journey! I'm starting to regret marrying her.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.