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#1 2023-08-27 17:09:26

Jai Ganesh
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One liners - 409

What kind of tea do you drink with the Queen? Royal tea.
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If you ever get cold, just stand in the corner of a room for a while. They're normally around 90 degrees.
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If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.
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How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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What did the chicken say when it got to the library? "Book book book book book book book..."
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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