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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,420

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Jokes about unemployed people are not funny. They just don't work.
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I like jokes but i like hu mor.
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Got a ceiling fan? Put some little piles of talcum powder on top of the blades and wait for somebody to turn it on. It'll be snowing indoors.
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I have given up on my stand up comedy routines. Everybody just keeps laughing at me.
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Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids... ... ...Eat them!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

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