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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,386

One liners - 415

I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me.
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I like two kinds of men: domestic and imported.
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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids.
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I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
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I don't care who you are, but if you're reading this I still don't care.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.