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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,387

One liners - 482

My ex-girlfriend told me nothing shocks her anymore so I switched her digital scale from Lbs to Kg.
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I went to a peanut factory last week. It was nuts!
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What goes up and never comes down? Your age!
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They told me I had type A blood, but it was Type O.
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A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.