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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,386

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Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet? They looked at the reviews. Only 1 star.
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What do you call a monkey with a gun? Gorillawarfare.
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All pro athletes are 
bilingual. They speak English and profanity.
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I'm not saying I'm number one, uh sorry I lied I'm number one two three four and five.
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You shouldn't come back, because later you'll still want to leave.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.