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#1 2023-09-12 15:34:24

Jai Ganesh
Registered: 2005-06-28
Posts: 43,455

One liners - 485

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone.
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When the bank gives my kid a lollipop I take it and eat it because I want him to understand how banks really work.
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A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes. My dogs don't even own bikes...
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I'd advise you graduates to keep your graduation gown. It's the only outfit you might not outgrow.
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I wanted to tell you that wherever I am, whatever happens, I'll always think of you, and the time we spent together, as my happiest time. I'd do it all over again, if I had the choice. No regrets.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.


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