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#1 2023-09-18 16:15:09

Jai Ganesh
Registered: 2005-06-28
Posts: 46,424

One liners - 491

I would tell a swimming joke, but I think it's too watered-down to be funny.
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How do you scare a snowman? You get a hairdryer!
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I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.
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How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it!
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How do teddy bears keep their den cool in summer? They use bear conditioning!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.


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