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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Where does Dracula keep his valuables? In a blood bank.
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Smart people don't call themselves smart - me included.
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I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance, so I pushed her over.
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In America, you find a party, in Russia, party always finds you.
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Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.