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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Do you know how to lose weight... fast.
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Why do frogs like St. Patrick's Day? Because they're always wearing green.
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What's a monster's favorite bean? A human bean.
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Girl: My Grand Father Lived For 96 Years & He Never Used Glasses.
Boy: Yeah I Know, Few People Drink Directly From Bottle.
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Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.