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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,386

One liners - 498

I own the erasers for all the miniature golf pencils.
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No matter how long it takes you to make a time machine, you'll still have your whole life ahead of you.
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I was so bored that I memorized six pages of a dictionary. I learned next to nothing.
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My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day.
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If I survived a plane crash in the wilderness, my biggest concern would be how much my airport parking bill would be.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.