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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,386

One liners - 507

What's a monster's favorite bean? A human bean.
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I'm selling a parachute – just as new, used only one time, didn't open once.
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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
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When there are no volunteers, they get appointed.
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I've seen a meteor shower, but never seen a meteor take a bath.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.