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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,385

One liners - 522

Man: "When I bend my arm like this it hurts?"
Doctor: "Well, stop doing it!"
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When I said "I was afraid of the dentist", I meant the bill.
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My boyfriend is not like other guys. He wants to date me.
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My wife asked me if I thought we needed new garden furniture. I'm sitting on the fence.
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Don't be worried about your smartphone or TV spying on you. Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.