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#1 2023-10-28 16:43:44
- Jai Ganesh
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One liners - 531
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof.
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You better hope you marry rich.
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How does a farmer count cows? with a cow-calculator.
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One wall to another... Meet you at the corner.
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EBay is useless. I searched for "lighters" and got 12,544 matches.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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#2 2023-10-30 10:25:30
- MindAfterMatgPhd
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Re: One liners - 531
These are cool for my kids
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