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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,385

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I lost my daughter's cosmetics bag... I wonder how I'll make up for this mistake.
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I love you just the way you are. Though I do have a few suggestions.
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Valentines Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.
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Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin!
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A man goes into the hospital today with 25 plastic toy horses up his rectum. The doctors described his condition as stable.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.