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#1 2023-10-31 15:54:18
- Jai Ganesh
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Why are men are like coffee? The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night.
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Men are like placemats, they only show up when there's food on the table.
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My wife asked me if we could have something more 'Christmassy' on the television. So I put FIFA on and played in snowy conditions.
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I'm just a burned out bulb on the billboard of life.
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The dinner I was cooking for my family was going to be a surprise but the fire trucks ruined it.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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