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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Relationship between men and women is psychological. He is psycho and she is logical.
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Alcohol not only expands the blood vessels but also communications.
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What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day? You're purrr-fect for me!
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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.