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#1 2023-11-08 15:46:38
- Jai Ganesh
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Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash. Mind if we shared a cab home?
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If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
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Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.
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The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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