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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,385

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I don't believe in myths like the one that states you have a brain.
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Are you Vietnamese? Cause I'm falling pho you.
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What's the difference between people and tin foil? Tin foil doesn't wrinkle as it oldens.
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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
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Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor's office is full of portraits by Picasso.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.