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What's the difference between a mechanic and a doctor? A mechanic fixes his mistakes... A doctor buries his.
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Why do the French eat snails? They don't like fast food.
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Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.
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Why do dogs make good sailors? They know their knots.
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Man's appearance is not the most important thing. There are worse flows.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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