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#1 2023-11-20 16:01:27

Jai Ganesh
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One liners - 554

Q: What did the peanut butter say to the bread? A: Quit loafing around!
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I hate when I'm running on the treadmill for half an hour and look down to see it's been 4 minutes.
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I don't date older women because it takes too long to listen to their life story.
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There were plenty of lookers-on but no witnesses.
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When I read about the dangers of smoking I sworn wouldn't buy any newspaper!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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