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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,418

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Woke up on the ground last night, must have fell asleep.
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I've learnt that saying "Oh, this old thing?" isn't an appropriate way to introduce an elderly relative.
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Can someone just invent a mirror that takes pictures already!
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When I was at school, fifty two percent of the class were good at maths. I was one of the other thirty eight percent.
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Cleaning mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.