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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,418

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If brain cells had value, you'd be broke.
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Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. You can't tell me that's just a coincidence!
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Life is like a box of chocolates; it ends sooner for fat people.
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Why do rich kids have shiny white teeth? Cause they brush with coke.
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My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.