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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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One liners - 563

A woman once wanted me to father her child no strings attached. In other words, "I like your genes, but I don't like what you've done with them." I agreed but with one condition. She had to put it up for adoption.
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If you see someone doing a crossword today, lean over them and say "7 up is Lemonade".
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My teacher was talking about excuses and told me to not tell her that my homework grew legs and flew away.
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I love the way you move...like butter on a bald monkey.
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If you run in front of a car you'll get tired, but if you run behind the car you'll get exhausted.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.