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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,385

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Recently, I've tried to make a car without wheels.
I've been working on it tirelessly.
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The possibilities are endless, but I just want the good ones.
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Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium. Patient: 0mg!
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If the music's too loud you're too old.
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For my wife's birthday, I bought her a fridge freezer. I know it's not much, but you should have seen her face light up when she opened it.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.