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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,385

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I need some band-aids. I'm getting cut from all this working out.
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All my party planning skills revolve around exit strategies.
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Facebook is telling me to "reconnect" with my brother...hmmm, I see him everyday.
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My biggest fear is being trapped in a small room with Santa. I have Claustrophobia.
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Where do cows go on their summer vacation? Moo York.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.