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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,385

One liners - 582

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
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Titanic was such a beautiful movie, it always gets me. Makes me wanna go on a cruise like that one day.
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A 'Jim's Dozen' is 11, because I take one for myself.
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He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh.
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Did you hear about the girl who fell asleep on the Synagogue steps? She woke up with a heavy dew on her.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.