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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,385

One liners - 584

I am so old I can tell the same joke on facebook every day. Some of my friends are so old, they will think it is a new joke every day.
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Where did the IT guy go? He probably ransomeware.
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I'm pretty sober, but I'm prettier drunk.
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She's so ugly, the fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
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What is a skeleton? Skeleton is a person who starts dieting but forgot to stop it...
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.