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#1 2023-12-26 16:12:58
- Jai Ganesh
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My friend: "Hurry up, someone calls the fire department!"
Me: "We are the fire department!"
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He was in a pub when he proposed. It was very romantic – he got up on one knee.
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Hey baby, what's your resonance frequency?
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Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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