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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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It is said that, you can't buy happiness. You only need to know the right places...
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You're about as much use as parallel lines of a railway track. The only difference is the railway tracks take people places and with the way you are, it's no wonder you always end up going nowhere in life.
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I never knew the meaning of true happiness until I got married, but then it was too late...
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We shouldn't make fun of fat people because they already have enough on their plate.
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What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A pool table.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.