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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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One liners - 604

What do you call a dictionary using math? Addictionary.
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It's two in the morning. Do you know where your blankets are?
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I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
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What happened to the Irish man who thought about the evils of drinking in the New Year? He gave up thinking.
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A woman is like canned food: one opens and everyone eats.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.