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- Jai Ganesh
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Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.
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If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
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One day I shall solve my problems with maturity. Today, however, it will be alcohol.
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Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frost bite.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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