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#1 2024-02-05 18:29:04

Jai Ganesh
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Math Jokes - 5

Q: How does a mathematician induce good behavior in her children?
A: `I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...'
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Q: How do you call the largest accumulation point of poles?
A: Warsaw!
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Q: How do you know when you've reached your Math Professors voice-mail?
A: The message is "The number you have dialed is imaginary. Please, rotate your phone by 90 degrees and try again..."
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Q: What did one math book say to the other?
A: Don't bother me I've got my own problems!
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Teacher: Why are you doing your multiplication on the floor?
Student: You told me not to use tables.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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