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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Math Jokes - 6

Q: Why was the student afraid of the y-intercept?
A: She thought she'd be stung by the b.
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Q: Who invented algebra?
A: A Clever X-pert.
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Q: What do you call friends who love math?
A: Algebros.
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Q: What is the hidden math term? BOLA BOLA.
A: Parabolas (pair of bolas).
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Q: What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?
A: Nothing! You know you can't cross a scalar and a vector.
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