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#1 2024-02-11 17:14:02

Jai Ganesh
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Math Jokes - 11

Q: How can a fisherman determine how many fish he needs to catch to make a profit?
A: By using a cod-ratic inequality.
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Q: Why did the imaginary number turn red?
A: It ran out of i-drops.
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Q: How does a ghost solve a quadratic equation?
A: By completing the scare.
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Q: What did algebra math book say to the other?
A: Don't bother me I've got my own problems!
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Q: Why did the polynomial plant wilt?
A: Its roots were imaginary.
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