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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Math Jokes - 14

Surgeon: Nurse! I have so many patients! Who do I work on first?
Nurse: Simple. Use the order of operations.
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Q: How can you tell when a factorial is enthusiastic?
A: It's always enthusiastic- it has an exclamation point!
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Teacher: Your behavior reminds me of square root of 2.
Student: Why?
Teacher: Because its' completely irrational.
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Q: Who invented algebra?
A: A Clever X-pert.
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Q: What is purple and commutative?
A: An abelian grape.
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