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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Math Jokes - 15

Q: If you have 7 apples in one hand and 5 apples in other so what you have?
A: A big hand.
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Q: Why don't you do arithmetic in the jungle?
A: Because if you add 4+4 you get ate!
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Q: How do you make seven an even number?
A: Take the s out!
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Q: Why should the number 288 never be mentioned?
A: It's two gross.
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Q: Where do math teachers go on vacation?
A: To Times Square.
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