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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Food Jokes and Apple Jokes - I

Q: Why did the students eat their homework?
A: Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
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Q: What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden
A: Seizure salad.
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Q: How does a man show he's planning for the future?
A: He buys two cases of beer instead of one. 
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Apple Jokes - I

What kind of apple isn't an apple?
A pineapple.
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What did the apple say to the apple pie?
"You've got some crust."
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I made an account just to tell this joke.
Aren't you going to give me an apple-ause?
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