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#1 2024-03-02 16:45:46
- Jai Ganesh
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Banana Jokes - II
Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?
A: Because he couldn't find a date.
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Q: What is the easiest way to make a banana split?
A: Cut it in half.
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Q: If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ?
A: Slippers !
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Q: What do you call solid gold bananas?
A: A bunch of money.
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Q: How do you spell banana?
A: E, V, I, L.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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