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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Banana Jokes - V

Q: What's worst than a monkey eating bananas?
A: A monkey going bananas.
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Q: What's yellow and always points to the north?
A: A magnetic banana.
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Q: What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz?
A: An electric banana.
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Q: How do monkeys get down the stairs?
A: They slide down the banana-ster!
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Q: What did the banana say to the monkey?
A: Nothing, bananas can't talk!
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