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Jai Ganesh

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Banana Jokes - VI

Q: How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?
A: Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana.
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Q: Why are bananas never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
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Q: Why did the kid keep falling off his bike?
A: It had a banana seat.
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Q: How do you catch King Kong?
A: Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
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Q: Why do banana's do so well on the dating scene?
A: Because they have Appeal!
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